Wimbledon, actually cancelled (and thereby my invitation to sit in the Queen’s box), not postponed, so that they can collect 141 million dollars on their pandemic insurance.

Candlelight Concerts produced by Fever. I think there was a run on candles. And, times being what they are, they need to change the company’s name.

Porchlight Music Theatre’s production of Freaky Friday. It’s being rewritten as Freaky Everyday.

Earth Day. The air hasn’t been this unpolluted since pre-Michael Crichton dinosaurs roamed the earth.

The NBA season, until such time as the Bulls can field a team. The NHL season, until such time as the Blackhawks can field a team. The MLB season, because the harebrained ideas they keep coming up with for starting it are more entertaining than any games would be.

The 2020 Summer Olympics, until 2021, to give Russian athletes more time to appeal their current suspensions and figure out how to hide their doping.