It took me five minutes to find my glasses, which it turned out I had on, and another five minutes of searching after that before I remembered where I had found them.

I lost my dinner one night because I didn’t put the frog into the water until after it had started boiling.

I wasn’t able to finish a jigsaw puzzle when I couldn’t figure out where the last piece should go.

I signed up for an online class on The Odyssey, taught in Esperanto.

I watched a Texas Guinan film festival.

I dreamt about rearranging my bathroom cabinet, again.

I couldn’t remember the name of the star of It’s Garry Shandling’s Show.

I ordered a Star Trek: Picard Borg Washable Face Mask from the Official CBS Store.

In attempting to break the world record of eight hours, 15 minutes and 15 seconds for holding a plank, I lost count at five seconds, as I started thinking about where the frog might be hiding.