Baking – you don’t have to turn on the oven, so no energy costs, and no calories, better than Weight Watchers

Exercising – you won’t hurt yourself by overdoing, only imagining it is good enough to work off the nonexistent calories from eating the things you pretended to bake, and your fake shower afterward will be good enough, while saving hot water

Juggling – you can keep as many objects in the air as you want, of all sizes and shapes, and still nothing gets broken

Putting on a show – you don’t need a barn, or talent

Raising children – you can have all the good times and none of the bad, but don’t do this if there really are children around, as they might not understand and you’ll hear a lot of “Mommy (or Daddy), I’m scared”

Learning a nonexistent language – again better without anyone around as speaking in tongues might scare others into thinking you’ve had a stroke

Throwing out the garbage – no need to really throw it out if you can’t smell anyway

Going for a walk – easier to keep your distance from other people when they aren’t really there

Having sex – no change here, it was always imaginary anyway

Writing a blog – if I’m imagining this, please call me, but not on my landline, it’s not working, except in my imagination