States are relaxing their rules, in ways that may or may not make sense, but people are still warned not to:

Drink Lysol on an empty stomach.
Listen to the news on an empty stomach.
Go for a walk with a close talker.
Worry about what their hair looks like.
Drive to Georgia to get a tattoo, go to the gym, or do anything else.
Pretend that their screen is frozen while attending a Zoom meeting for work.
Wear a mask into a bank while holding a gun, except in Texas.
Use big words like “sarcasm” when they don’t know what they mean.