Breathe (in and out), in public, without a mask on
Touch my face, a lot
Hug a random stranger on the street (and then take a 3-hour shower)
Don’t order from Amazon for at least 2 days
Don’t eat my own cooking for at least a year
Burn all my clothes (but remember to take them off first)
Delete my Zoom password
Cancel all fourteen of my streaming subscriptions, unplug my TV, and hide my computer and iPad
Go indoors somewhere other than a grocery store or pharmacy (maybe walk into a bar with a duck and a three-legged dog)
Pay Lacuna, Inc. (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind) to erase my memory of the last 9 months (or better, 4 years, except for the hole-in-one)