Worried that my lack of side effects to the COVID-19 vaccinations may mean that my immune system is underperforming, I’m considering going in for a third shot, despite the fact that neither hypochondria nor paranoia qualifies as an underlying condition.

I had my first mask incident today, not an argument about whether someone should or shouldn’t be wearing one, but rather about my bold choice to wear a white one before Memorial Day.

In the latest step of the sexual revolution, the CDC has announced that it’s okay for small groups of consenting adults to be within six feet of each other without masks on, angering purveyors of the S&M trade, who are concerned about the effect on business if masks are removed.